No More Whoppers

…And a PODCAST in a pear tree?! This week is like the tense holiday dinner you always wanted, with topics like Final Fantasy XV, ancient China, Dragon Quest XI, how to use Twitch, xenophobic deliverymen, and your burning drop questions answered! This podcast had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Bacardi 161?! This week, Alex fails to find the Diminutive Famicom; a mini-mini installment of “The Human Body is Bullshit”; monetary misfortunes and the introduction of Tax Talk!; Pictlogica Final Fantasy is dumb; Alex isolates those darned aliens and ganks ganados; more miscellaneous game talk; Ray dives back into the muzukashii world of nihongo no benkyou, and we take your questions from Twitter! Don’t blame us, we voted for Kodos.          

So monthly, it's technically a magazine! This time we open with DRAGON QUEST!!!; wine country minus wine; A trip to the DRAGON QUEST!!! Museum; virtual INSANITY!; Mother Nature crashes the show; the dope-ass Nintendo Switch, boi; Al's root canal and other dental tales, and an Overnerd urine pyro. All that and more explained! This podcast is takes around 100 hours to complete.

Never forget… to listen to this episode! This week, Ray gives Alex some new drops; Alex recounts an experience at the Apple Store; Super Mario Run, don’t walk!; PlaySnooze 4 Pro; Nioh is neato!; the boys butt heads over trivial grammatical matters; bar stories as per usual; Alex preps for his annual Tokyo trip; psyching up for the English release of Dragon Quest VII 3DS!; Fan Fun, and another heaping helping of Cinema Sukiyaki! Listen to this podcast and discuss it with your children.

An episode so late, it's back to school! Join us for a Moranistastic discussion of Final Fantasy concerts; Final Fantasy cousins; Pokemon Go; ridiculous gamers, and a brief but rousing return to Overnerds. This podcast is more valuable if you bag and board it.

It’s Christmas in July! This week, Ray finally optimizes his automotive setup; Alex is monitored by the stone sentry; Ray celebrates his 33rd sol; belated E3 and video game talk; requisite Critical Hit update; Yahoo Auctions is bullshit; we answer your sparse questions from Twitter!; Alex finally finishes Persona 4, and we pile on the Fan Fun! This podcast implores you to taste the rainbow.

We're alive and kicking this week. On the docket: Ray's move; Al's legal status; the wedding of the century; aborted interviews; Alex is Never Not hung up on; the long-awaited return of Plane Movies, and Fan Fun is lonnng! This podcast is the latest in steaming technology.

Look I have to catch a plane tomorrow so just enjoy this shit okay

Pull up a chair and have a hot link! This week: talk of cars; pastries; questionable behavior at Critical Hit (I mean really… carpet?); Saturday night's all right for fighting -- and social engineering; the world's worst curry slogans; laughs abound in the retro gaming scene; and Fan Fun finally drives Alex insane! This podcast is brought to you by the banjo.

Four more years! This week, Alex explores NEW more whoppers; Ray emerges mostly victorious from the battlefield of illness; the further adventures of Blocko; Ray dreams of Xbox One imports; the intersection of fantasy and football; aspirations of streaming; why, Atsugiri Jason?; cool Japan vs. hypocritical Japan; the fall of Becky; don’t question Abe or Johnny, and a sampling of Fan Fun! We’ve got it going on!

The greatest modern musical! This week on the show: the uh, merits of Bayonetta cosplay; preserving X in 10; Firewatchin'; Dragon Quest Blocko is boffo!; seeing what Alex can gank from "AFK;" and searching behind the couch cushions for drops! This podcast has the power to nominate a Supreme Court justice.

Brought to you by Bacardi! This week, we talk Star Wars, paintings, and Christmas; Alex needs help with games; our best tweets of 2015; video game talk, and Alex finally joins PS Plus!; Bar Talk here ad there; Ray attends SF SketchFest; the joys of AGDQ and charity streaming; Netflix is the best/worst; Rockmen 9 and 10 are very hard; elongated Fan Fun, and Cinema Sukiyaki! Don’t listen to this.